Ok, first and foremost, the only reason I am doing this is because I want to bitch. How in the fuck was Cam Newton in that game over Rex FUCKING Grossman, let alone Matt Stafford. Newton could not hit the broad side of a fucking barn. I swear to God, it looked like he was throwing passes to the mainland and not to any of the umpteen future Hall of Famers surrounding him. There was no press coverage, its pitch and fucking catch, and you can’t even bitch about not having timing down with your receivers, because your fucking receiver was there(Steve Smith). If you want to put peice of shit like Cam Newton in the pro bowl, create a new fucking position, call it wild cat, call it athlete, I don’t care, that way you can have Newton and Tebow playing instead of ruining the already awful game.
Matt Stafford would have made that game, he would have had by far the biggest arm there. With Matthew playing, you know Calvin would have played, and he would have been heaving that shit all over the fucking place.
That entire game is nothing but dink, dink, BOMB! Dink, dink, BOMB! Nobody was better this year at the long ball than Calvin and Matt.
Dont even get me started on stat comparison, Stafford destroyed Newton in all stats except rushing stats, you know what? Fuck you to everyone that voted for this asshole over Stafford, whether it be fans, media, players, or coaches. We’ve seen this guy before I.fuckingE. Mike Vick, Vince Young, Randandle Cunningham, and the best of this bunch Donovan McNabb(who received the least amount of credit). Stafford had a better win/loss record, Stafford took his historically bad team to the playoffs for the first time since I was in fucking high school, and STAFFORD WON THE HEAD TO HEAD MATCHUP!
Ahhh, I feel better, wait a second, was there FOUR FUCKING Bengals in this game and ZERO Lions? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? How was Suh not in this game, how the fuck did Tulloch and Avril get absolutely no mention? Give me a fucking break. I understand name recognition is a big part of this, but this was the best Lions team in fucking decades, and you can’t even throw us a bone? Give us a little nod?
Us Lions fans need to do something to counteract the fucking Latino vote, because apparently Tony Gonzalez is just fucking locked into the Pro Bowl for fucking life. Cripes alFUCKINGmighty, Pettigrew is having to split touches with Calvin Johnson, Nate Burleson, Titus Young, Tony Scheffler, Jahvid Best, and Kevin Smith, and he still caught 83 fucking balls. Then you factor in that Pettigrew is not only willing to block(hear that Tony?) but hes fucking good at it.
Turn up your fucking hearing aid and listen up “Mr.” Ford, you need to market these guys. I know you don’t know too much about business, your only a direct grandson to one of the greatest industrial tycoons in the history of the universe creating Ford Motor Company, your only the son of a guy who took over for your grandfather and kept the ball running, your son was running this giant corporation, you married into the Firestone family and you sat on the board of directors at Fords for 57 years, so this may be a bit out of your league. But you know when your half conscious laying on your couch and you see an ad or commercial boasting about an impressive engineering feat such as a Mustang or Navigator, well thats what you finally have on your football team. Players that are the equivalent to Mustangs and Navigators. Get these guys the recognition they deserve.
AFC 59 – NFC 41: MVP Brandon Marshall. Game sucked and was boring, fuck it.