Working on his extra points.
Well the whole fucking world has turned against Ndamukong Suh. Lets examine this situation: First of all Ndamukong Suh is my guy, and I’m sticking up for my guy.
Suh is not a dirty player, he is a player that believes in fear and intimidation. The ‘kick’ to me is something you see a bunch of times a game in every game, but it’s usually a guy standing up holding a guy and he gets shoved with an arm not a foot.
Suh was crucified earlier this year when that fat peckerwood from Atlanta ran into him and Suh shoved him away, but that wasnt like Suh sought the peckerwood out.
Suh gets a lot of roughing the passer/personal foul calls, in every fucking game there is a roughing the passer call that people get pissed about. That’s because there is only about a 6 inch window to a hit a quarterback, and if you get to the quarterback more often, you’re going to get these bullshit calls more often.
Last week Dashon Goldson(gay 49er) punched a dude and was ejected, but not suspended, the NFL said the ejection would count as the suspensions.
A couple weeks back Brain Robinson(vi-queen) kicked some other fudge packer in the nuts and wasnt suspended.
So why in the FUCK would Suh get suspended? Because he is a star, or his ‘reputation’, I think it’s because it was Thanksgiving and Goodell is worried about not offending the stupid fucking grandmas that aint gonna watch another game till next Thanksgiving any fucking way.
Here’s what the faggot fudge had to say.
Packer Gaurd T.J. Lang:
“I’m not surprised, he’s been getting dumb penalties all year. That’s something we talked about all week. They were probably going to do something stupid along the way. They’ve done it almost every game. There’s a lot of chippiness that goes on out there, and we’re pretty smart for the most part not to respond. But yeah, we knew watching the film on these guys that there would be some chippy plays out there. And there certainly was. But we just really emphasized amongst ourselves that we wouldn’t be the ones to respond and lose 15 yards.”
Translation: “Were like your little brother, were going to poke you, poke, poke, poke, poke. And when you get fed up and knock us down, were gonna run as fast as we can to mommy and tell on you.” BITCH SHIT. I’d rather be a 7-4 ‘dirty’ team, than 11-0 BITCH team.
Coach should hang that shit up for week 17, so all our guys know that the ‘powerehouse’ Pack are nothing but little bitches.
Packers tight end Andrew Quarless:
“He was lucky I wasn’t on the field, lucky. I’m a New York guy. I don’t go for that stuff. It was very unnecessary. I can understand you might get in a scuffle, but you never stomp on a guy. That’s like hitting a guy when he’s down. You don’t do things like that. I was this close to running on the field.”
What the fuck is a ‘New York’ guy? Let’s look at some other notable New Yorker’s for a better perspective on this, because I’m not sure how to respond.
Carmelo Anthony– Slaps like a 6 month old and runs away.
Woody Allen– Fucked Stan Kwan.
‘Hanoi’ Jane Fonda– Traitor bitch.
Bobby Flay– Douche bag cook.
Whoopi Goldberg- Genetic mishap.
Tony Danza– Gay as fuck.
Tab Hunter– Old actor, LOVES cock.
Barry Manilow– Clearly gay.
John Oates– Hall’s bitch.
Joe Paterno– Supports child molestation.
Paul Reiser– Worst actor ever, clearly gay.
Rick Schroder– Silver spoons?
Donald Trump– World renowned douche bag.
Steve Rubell– The fag Mike Myers played in Studio 54.
Ok, now I got it, Andrew Quarless, being from New York, wants to suck Ndamukong’s cock. That’s what ‘New York guys’ do right?
That fudge packer is lucky he didn't get the boot.
Call me a homer, tell me I’m making excuses, I don’t give a fuck. Soon, we are going to be champions and Suh is going to be a huge reason why. Suh really is a good person, look at his track record with charities and the such. He just happens to be the meanest motherfucker on the football field.
Dont treat Suh like Ron Artest.
Suh is like Batman at the end of Dark Knight, he has to be the bad guy for the good of Detroit/Gotham. He’s bringing the worst professional football team back from the depths of hell.
The Holy Shoulder will always love you Ndamukong.