Rough day for the anointed one yesterday, good thing he has today to look forward to, He usually gets in trouble for giving kids candy. Not so rough for my friends, the Detroit Lions. It was like watching some huge nerd destroying some blind Mongoloid retard in Madden.
I was hoping we would trudge through this game and get the kinks ironed out during the bye week, cue something racist about Asians and ironing. When our defensive line plays that way we can beat anybody in this league, including the fudge packers.
What can I say about the offense? Other than AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!
That play to Titus Young was infuckingsane, I don’t think Titus could get that open against a pee wee team. Calvin’s touchdown was boner inducing of course. The whole team was pretty much flawless.
I could probably bitch about Stefan Logan and his refusal to return a punt but I refuse to say anything bad about this team. They did exactly what needed to be done, especially heading into a bye.
If the defense wouldn’t have taken their foot off the throats of the ponies, can you imagine how worse it would be for Teabag today? He ended up with a 170 or so passing yards but like a 130 of those yards were complete garbage time.
Player(s) of the Game:
Matthew “The Holy Shoulder” Stafford: I’ve spent the last two weeks with tears streaming down my face saying that’s my quarterback man. He was a gonad last week, but gonad no more. This guy was a stud, you could see it from the very start when he threw the little swing out to Nate right on the money. That was shit he was missing the last 2 weeks. He was on yesterday, and he is by far the best Lions quarterback of my lifetime.
Ndamukong Suh: Poor Suh, some asshole at SI called him underacheiving and stupid Dick Stockton and overrated John Lynch kept talking about how he wasnt mentioned all game. FUCK THAT! Lions fans that watch every snap of every game, and see this guy fighting off double teams non stop, know that he is doing a great job, and all the other guys up front are reaping the benefits.
Me: Ya thats right! See, my dryer was down last week so I had no choice but to bust out my Honolulu Blue and Silver Detroit Lions Zubaz pants. I originally retired them around 6 1/2 years ago when I married my wife. You see, my dong is so massive as it is, and the Zubaz only accentuates the yardstick like length and sheer girth of my dinosaur dong. ROARRRRRR!
Gonad(s) of the game: Not fucking likely!
Lions you are so awesome, go out and split a bunch of bitches on your bye and get ready for the big push to win the NFC North. Love You Guys!