Well I’m sure you all know where this going so let’s just get it out-of-the-way. Dez(bian nazi hookers abducted by aliens and forced into weight loss clinics) Bryant’s mothers is a…prostitue, hooker, lady of the night, ho, call girl, harlot, hustler, street-walker, working girl, whore.
Now I’m not talking about the type of whore Millen’s daughter is, you know the type just craving cock all the time. Mrs. Bryant is the type of whore that would do anything with anyone for a little bit of money to buy some crack/meth and maybe some knock off air force ones for lil Dez.
Tony Romosexual vs. LEOS DEF!: UH OH! Looks like the Romosexual followed his girlfriend Matt Cassel’s lead and had some ribs removed so he could suck himself off. Now I’m sure you all remember how pissed the Lions were at Cassel. I think you can expect them to be even harder on Homo. You really can’t blame them either, they let the whole league know that they arent gonna tolerate the crap, so Romo should have known better.
O-line vs. D-line: These hefty cow girls were abused last week by freakin injuns. Now they have to line up against the best D-line in the league, they should all chip in for new ribs for the Romosexual.
Felix the cat vs. our front 7: Felix is sore too(What the hell is going on in Dallas?). I don’t expect the cat to find much room running the ball, but he will probably lead the girls in receptions, when Romo’s running for her life and he is the closest option.
WR/TE vs. Our Secondary: Miles Austin is out, Dez is nursing some hurps he contracted in the womb, so it looks like its going to be Whitten against our entire secondary. Witten has had some big games against the Lions, but those days are over. No more feasting on paris fucking lenon. Meet Tick Tock Tulloch.
If the girls were healthy I guess could make a case that there offense is comparable to ours, slighty below us at every position of course. In my opinion our defense has been outstanding all year, and that isn’t going to change this week. I am going to miss Justin Durant this week, but Barbie is gonna have a chip on his not as holy shoulder so he will fill in nice.